Me: Hey Lucia, ask Felix if he likes to [some inane activity I can’t even remember]!
Lucia: Hey Feeix, do you like to […]?
Without skipping a beat, and putting on her creepy voice: HEY FEEIX, do you like it when I POKE YOU IN THE EYE?!?!??
Watching eagerly as I open up WordPress: “Are you getting me a show????”
After being banished from the kitchen amid the throes of a tantrum, she retreated to the couch, settled down, and began singing softly: “If you’re sad and you know it….woohoohoo.”
Me, trying to wrap up bedtime prayers: “And God bless Mommy and Daddy and Cia and Felix.”
“And Bear, forever and never.”
Sitting on the toilet first thing in the morning, after assuring me that she did not have to pee: “OH! I’M GOING PEE!”
Me: Yeah….did it surprise you?
Lucia: Yeah. It woke up!
Lucia: It woke up, and got out of bed, and CAME DOWNSTAIRS!
Me: Oh good heavens.
“When he gets bigger, will Feeix wipe me, too?”
Luke’s later commentary: “Well as far as she’s concerned, even he exists to serve her. Equal opportunity narcissist.”