What Luke dreams of at night, apparently:
So. Last night my dream started out with me in class. The teacher was
lecturing on Batman, but I was bored because I already knew everything
about Batman. So I started watching the first movie on my computer, except
that it was completely different (cooler, actually) than the real
film. And then I was inside of the movie, just like two nights ago. So
this time I met Miley Cyrus in a mob boss’ hotel bar, where she was an
appitizer waitress. We talked for a bit about the extremely strange
appetizers that she was peddling, then she asked me if I wanted to do a
raid on World of Warcraft later. I told her that I didn’t play MMORPGs
(we’ve discussed what those are) and she swore that she had seen me on
there before. I told her that was Odin, but I was watching over his
shoulder. She asked me why I didn’t play and for the rest of the dream we
talked about the psychological differences between videogame addiction in
general and MMORPG addiction.
What is wrong with me?
Also: maybe she’s just my power animal?